Soul Eater Anime Quotes
Death City is home to the famous Death Weapon Meister Academy, a technical academy headed by the Shinigami—Lord Death himself. Its mission: to raise "Death Scythes" for the Shinigami to wield against the many evils of their fantastical world. These Death Scythes, however, are not made from physical weapons; rather, they are born from human hybrids who have the ability to transform their bodies into Demon Weapons, and only after they have consumed the souls of 99 evil beings and one witch's soul. Soul Eater Evans, a Demon Scythe who only seems to care about what's cool, aims to become a Death Scythe with the help of his straight-laced wielder, or meister, Maka Albarn. The contrasting duo work and study alongside the hot headed Black☆Star and his caring weapon Tsubaki, as well as the Shinigami's own son, Death the Kid, an obsessive-compulsive dual wielder of twin pistols Patty and Liz. Soul Eater follows these students of Shibusen as they take on missions to collect souls and protect the city from the world's threats while working together under the snickering sun to become sounder in mind, body, and soul.
Score: 7.84 out of 10
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Soul Eater: You should quake in fear of your impending death.
Soul Eater: Yeah it's going to be freaking awesome!
Soul Eater: Before becoming my Meister there is a list of 1,000 provisions you must peruse. Be sure to look through all of them, they're important. I greatly look forward to your participation in number 452 the five hour story telling party.
Soul Eater: Symmetry is what makes the world beautiful.
Soul Eater: Stars. Don't. Clean.
Soul Eater: One must take time to think! Rushing forward without considering things beforehand is the hight of foolishness. Ahh yes, that reminds me of another time when I had to consider things, that case was long ago but I remember it still. It was back when I still hung my hat on Bakers St. and called it home.
Soul Eater: My mornings begin with a cup of coffee with cream at the cafe. My afternoon begins with hot tea with two lumps of sugar. And my evenings... In the evening I change into my pajamas.
Soul Eater: Watch it, or I'll take your soul!
Soul Eater: I bet dead people are easier to get along with.
- Crona
Soul Eater: Assassins Rule Number One - Silence: Dissolve in the darkness and erase your breath. Wait for an opening to attack your target.
Soul Eater: I can't seem to get my head on straight.
Soul Eater: That's right, I said destory it.
Soul Eater: Sometimes I'm such a big star that I can't handle it.
Soul Eater: As long as I don't admit defeat, then it'll never be a loss!
Soul Eater: People need fear to survive. We experience it so we can grow stronger.
Soul Eater: There is no inherent right or wrong in this world, those labels are just artificial constructs. Right and wrong are held by positions of authority. That is the way it's always been, so how then could anyone know this truth you speak of? Don't you see the reality is that truth long ago became nothing more than a shadow of itself; it's a mere echo of the past now... The world is one big moral gray area, it just makes you feel safer that it can be categorized into good and bad, but that's not how it actually works.
Soul Eater: Do you know where hell is? Inside your head.
- Crona
Soul Eater: I think I'd like to dissect you now!
Soul Eater: Assassins Rule Number Three - Speed: Take out the target before the target notices your presence.
Soul Eater: If you pick a fight with a god of death, I can't guarantee your soul's safety.
Soul Eater: Young ones! Do you want to hear the legend of me? Do you want to hear a heroic tale?
Soul Eater: You're the one who decides who you are.
Soul Eater: Can I shoot them now?
Soul Eater: Welcome. Welcome to my cave young ones. Please forgive the belated salutations I am the holy sword Excalibur!
Soul Eater: MAKA CHOP!
Soul Eater: Oh sorry, my hand slipped.
Soul Eater: I partnered with these two specifically so something like this wouldn't happen. I need symmetry! Maybe I should have listened to my father. He tried to pick out a good weapon for me, but I refused to listen to him! Stubborn! All I cared about, all I wanted was symmetry! Two symmetrical weapons! Was that so much to ask for?! And now all my efforts have been completely and utterly wasted! Damn it!
Soul Eater: That is why I prefer using you two pistols. There is symmetry to wielding you two, right? (Getting aggravated) But when you two are in human form, your hairstyles and your heights are completely different... (Grabs their breasts) Even your cup sizes are completely different!
Soul Eater: He's seriously crazy, he must be insane.
Soul Eater: A symphony can not be created using common sense and probabilities. It is already written in the fate of the composer. No... that's not it. A symphony is the inevitable result of a bad childhood, deafness, and too many beans eaten after a certain time of day.
Soul Eater: I can see through you, you're lying, you want to gobble up my hot body!
Soul Eater: Black Star, it's over between us.
Soul Eater: I'll admit, Black Star makes some dumb calls from time to time, but the important thing is I'm here to back him up no matter how big a fool he is. If we're fools, we're fools together, that's the kind of team we are.
Soul Eater: I hate, hate, hate everyone.
- Crona
Soul Eater: London bridge is falling down dude!
Soul Eater: In the end the shape and form don't matter at all, it's only the soul that matters right? Nothing else.
Soul Eater: You wont be laughing once you taste our power of friendship!
Soul Eater: It doesn't matter who they are, I won't forgive anyone who tries to stand out more than me.
Soul Eater: I'm scared of everyone. I need to learn to deal with people better.
- Crona
Soul Eater: I have a simpler motive. Experimentation and observation - that's all a true scientist cares about. And I am a scientist. Everything in the world is an experimental test subject, of course, that includes myself as well.
Soul Eater: Ribbit.
Soul Eater: Dying now, my breath will be erased, okay?
Soul Eater: You are calm and composed. You are able to see through things clearly at this age. You are outstanding. And... Always being able to make the correct judgments, not falling into darkness. Outstanding. "That won't do", "This is wrong". You reject any number of paths... Choosing your path with cynicism. What do you want to do? How are you going to do it? What is your motive? Where do you want to move forward to? Say it. Hmm? Fine. Then stick to the ground forever to move forward, you creep. You little coward who can only move forward by using the method of elimination. Until you found something to reject... You shall just lie on the ground helplessly.
Soul Eater: Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream.
Soul Eater: It doesn't hurt! It's not hot! I'm not scared! I will not be beaten!
Soul Eater: You can lean on me, Tsubaki.
Soul Eater: Papa was only 18 years old when I was born. He used to read a lot of books to me back then.
Soul Eater: As a cool guy, I'm used to seeing naked women.
Soul Eater: Oh! My little scythey boy!
- Blair
Soul Eater: Damn that witch. How am I supposed to be cool when she is all hot and naked like that huh?
Soul Eater: It could be real difficult to hide when you're as big a star as I am.
Soul Eater: Symmetry is key everything must be esthetically pleasing. That's why I use the two of you as twin pistols in order to preserve symmetry. When I hold you both I'm completely balanced on the right and left. It isn't perfect because your human forms are so different from each other though. Your hair styles and height for example. Even your boobs are different sizes!
Soul Eater: You're horrible! Commenting on my appearance like that! I don't have to listen to this from you! It's sexual harassment!
Soul Eater: Of course they are my family, isn't it obvious? And a wonderful family they were. It happened long ago when I was still in the flower of my youth. The cities began to grow wild, people lost hope for the future, they became lazy idol time wasters. And to my everlasting shame I was no exception. Thus I began to watch the 7 O'Clock news religiously every night!
Soul Eater: If you forget your fear you become reckless.
Soul Eater: Pum, Pum, Pum, Pum. I always get what I want, so just give it to me. Pum, Pum, Pum, Pum. I'm a beauty, beautiful pretty lady. But you know, you know I've got a secret yes I do. Pumpkins, Pum, Pum, Pumpkins. Pum, Pum, Pumpkins because that's my magic spell. Pum, Pum, Pumpkins, Pum, Pum, Pumpkins yeah!
- Blair
Soul Eater: Alright then! Come here! Come over here, Black Star's giving you a big hug!
Soul Eater: Thus at long last the fighting between the rival gangs had ended! To sum up, this leads us to number 778 of the 1,000 provisions you must observe. Never mail a letter without the return address or the proper postage. And don't call collect.
Soul Eater: Nake, Snake, Cobra, Cobra.
Soul Eater: Are you helping because you're a doctor? Or is it because you're a Witch?
Soul Eater: A sound soul dwells within sound skin and sound cuticles.
Soul Eater: Soul! Soul! Are you okay?! You are going to be alright - Black Star is here for you now!! Open your eyes! One look at my big handsome face and you'll be cured for sure!
Soul Eater: This is fear. That's good then, I had forgotten what it felt like.